IB, therefore I BullShit

eliamartell:

the fire’s in the way: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de…

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

(via racylacies)

things I need to do by monday

• wash my car
• write and email and print graduation speech
• collect books to return to McD
• return book to school library
• buy prom ticket
• REVIEW FRENCH VERB TENSES AND CONNECTORS
• contact concordia
• make a hexaflexagram
• write PAPER 4 FOR HL HISTORY
• get gas
• catch up on GoT, new girl, mindy project, veep, how I met your mother, glee.

I’m at Newark int. and a man I. A trolly went by without a horn so he had to yell BEEP over and over

I was sitting in the lobby/lounge of the hotel and my nose was running so I asked my dad for tissues and then some random nice guy was like here and gave me a pack of tissues I was like THaNK YOU why are people so nice here I like it????

On the train back to London then Bournemouth but we visited Leeds college of art and Leeds university

I really liked Leeds university but they are like ya if you don’t get atleast a a 32 for IB then you can’t come here so I was like ok bye forever and was kind of sad so I’m hoping Bournemouth is awesome!