fuckyeahidonteven:

anti joke chicken

in middle school like 6th grade in religion class my friend Devin tells this joke for some reason and we all DIED LAUGHING
then he goes
“guys.. GUYS.. Why, Why did the opossum fall out of the tree?”
*silence*
“BECAUSE HE WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY”
we all were in hysterics and class was ruined for the rest of the period. Thank you Devin. 

fuckyeahidonteven:

anti joke chicken

in middle school like 6th grade in religion class my friend Devin tells this joke for some reason and we all DIED LAUGHING

then he goes

“guys.. GUYS.. Why, Why did the opossum fall out of the tree?”

*silence*

“BECAUSE HE WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY”

we all were in hysterics and class was ruined for the rest of the period. Thank you Devin.